Can I become an EVIL DEVIL? [part 2]

Next, few questions regarding my help on my friends’ computers (You know who you are if you read those question below)

Person A: Adrian, how to convert those drama that I download into DVD format? I want to burn them into DVDs and watch it with my DVD player.

Me: Harr…I don’t know eh. I never tried to burn those drama before into DVD. Lagipun I don’t even have a DVD burner.

Person B: Eh, I just format my computer. My motherboard cannot detect my graphic card. Can you help?

Me: Why don’t you search on the internet to download driver for your graphic card? I think that’s the only way I can help. Somehow, my pc don’t even have a graphic card. So I’m not that familiar. You can try to bring it to any computer shop to solve your problems

Person C: Eh where you normally download movies and songs?

Me: I download movies from www.torrentbox.com. Songs I download using LimeWire.

Person C: Fast or not download the movie?

Me: Depends on your internet connection and LUCK.

Person C: Then how come you can download movie so fast?

Me: Because I’m lucky lorr…(diaong)…

Person C: then download songs, any website besides the program?

Me: Got but then I don’t recommend you. Because may contain virus or spyware and even got those banner with those sexy sexy pictures.

Person C: Har like that ah…Then use LimeWire no virus and even spyware?

Me: Probability of getting virus or spyware very low. (That’s my best answer ever)…

Person C: Then where to download?

Me: go GOOGLE then type limewire. DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK. I odn’t want people come forwardto me to cry desparately and complain.

(He was downloading the program)

Person C: Then so far your PC got infected?

Me: So far I seldom use the program to download songs. I mostly download one whole album. Only if I’m looking for specific song, I use that program. (Za Dao leh my answer)

Person D: Eh how to save pictures from Sony handphone to PC? I connect the cable and install the program but doesn’t work.

Me: Harr…I don’t know…use Bluetooth or infrared (My answer sounds like SILLY). I’m not using Sony phone.

Person D: Like that nevermind.

Me: Oh I know, try to go the the “connectivity” of your phone, then select the “sync”..

Person D: What is the *********** (I forgotten what he asked because I’m not familiar)

Me: Opps..I don’t know oh…try to go GOOGLE and type your problems there.

TO BE CONTINUED...