Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sweating Day on a Rainy Day

Last Sunday, 26 October 2008, I don’t understand why the weather was so sad enough that it kept raining all day long till night. I felt so boring as my notebook was brought to service. Now, I have to use my father’s desktop temporarily.

Mr. W: Adrian, how did you manage to capture the picture displayed on your computer screen?

Me: Oh, you mean screen shot is it?

Mr. W: Ya

Me: Simple. Just press the button, Prt Scr or Print Screen on your keyboard. Then go to Paint,
and paste it.

Mr. W: I don’t have Paint oh?

Me: What???!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Are you using Windows XP or Vista?

Mr. W: Vista

Me: Impossible lah Vista no Paint?

Mr. W: Yawoh.

Me: In that case, I can’t help you. Sorry.

That time, I was using Windows XP. So I have no idea indeed how to search Paint for Mr. W in his Windows Vista. I was shocked and what more can you say, SURPRISED. I thought Windows Vista suppose to be a bit better than Windows XP?

Then horr, last Sunday, the rainy day oh, came another person, Mr. K who was also the same person as Mr. W He left a message (MSN) while I was watching Ho-Chak on 8TV. After the show ended, I faced the PC and saw his message.

Mr. K: Eh, you got any Video Editing software?

Me: No oh.

Mr. K: Haizz…nevermind..

Me: You give me money then I search one for you. Original one.

Mr. K: No need lah.

Me: Eh I got oh. No need to buy or even download trial.

Mr. K: Where and what?

Me: Windows Movie Maker. I’m sure you have it.

Mr. K: Oh wait I go look for it.

Mr. K: Don’t have lah..

Me: Windows XP worr? I thought you’re switching to XP now? Impossible ah. Mine got oh here…My mum’s notebook using XP got movie maker ah..Look carefully…

Mr. K: That’s why don’t have until I’m downloading one for myself now.

Mr. K: Eh got oh. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks.

You know it was raining that time and I could feel that invincible sweats poured all over my head. I really need MULTIPLES-OF-MULTIPLIES-OF-2-PLY-OF PREMIER FACIAL TISSUES MULTIPLES-OF-MULTIPLIES-OF-3-PLY-OF-ROYAL GOLD-FACIAL-TISSUES!

I thought he was the same species as me. You know I got a pair of human eyes and a normal human brain. But I don’t know what was wrong with him. I kept thinking whether he got a chicken eye (POT KAI MANG) [chicken can’t see at night] and a monkey brain (pea-sized coconut banana brain). In the end, I replied him,

Me: No need to thank me but I’m really sadly enough to say SORRY for you.

Mr. K: SHOOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To me, don’t try to quarrel with this Mr. K. What I did after that was to ignore him. Not to say this guy is not WORTH to quarrel. His final exams coming soon and I don’t want to spoil his mood.

But then horr..after few hours oh, I got nothing to do lorr. So, I decided to visit my friends’ blog. One of my friends’ blog that I visited was Mr. H. He was none other than the same person as Mr. W and Mr. K. He just updated a new post. I took a poop peak. Very bunga bunga-an melody-full with pictures of musical instruments.

Oh, got Karnival Raya Kokum in his University. Then kan, I read and scrolled till it came to his last word in r. H’s post. Not word. But a video clip he uploaded. A stage performance video. He mentioned: U can’t see me in the video.

Rupa-rupanya, Mr. H was performing on the stage in the video. I can’t see him indeed. No wonder Mr. H Mr. K asked me whether I got video editing software. Walao I think he wants to be the “shiong geng” (photogenic) “outstanding” ones among others on that stage performance. That’s why he needs software from me.

Then horr…I commented on his post.

“Yaloh can't see you in video. Giraffe also can't see. No point havng long need movie maker to zoom your face izzit?”

Well, let me introduce you, Mr. W, Mr. K and Mr. H. They are of the same person which you can find out his initials,

Mr. W + Mr. K + Mr. H = Mr. (W + K + H)…

He shoot me once, I blasted him twice through this post.


lojhunhaw said...

kasian si "fido dido" ni~ hahaha!!

Adrian Foo (符显杨) said...

Harap harap dia tak kisah I post this..Hahaha

Ken said...

Yeah...that mr. w, mr. k and mr. h is me. Satisfy?! Ui nah, if want to tembak ppl oso, terang2 lar, no nid gv some many 'pembayang' de. b gentleman a bit, come on... U may label me as IT illiterate. yes, i am, no doubt.

But, nvm. i 4giv n 4get.

Adrian Foo (符显杨) said...

Wah so terasa? Heart-touching? Hahaha...My gentlemen-ness got limit. Evil attitude must apply.